superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

(Source: totheend-oftheuniverse, via englishmajorhumor)

clubmonaco:

Turquoise tiles in Lisbon (by placeinsun)

clubmonaco:

Turquoise tiles in Lisbon (by placeinsun)

(via growhousegrow)

theatremama:

A happy birthday to the clever Bard!http://insult.dream40.org/

theatremama:

A happy birthday to the clever Bard!
http://insult.dream40.org/

(Source: thepurdie)

hellyesjohnsteinbeck:

Google Doodle for John Steinbeck’s 112th Birthday (February 27, 2014): Travels with Charley

  • Peter Van Houten: You know how we make Scotch and water in this home?
  • Augustus Waters: No,sir
  • Peter Van Houten: We pour Scotch into a glass and then call to mind thoughts of water, and then we mix the actual Scotch with the abstacted ideas of water.